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Adult Candy Brand with a Fun Quirky Brand Language
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That we have the creative chops to work with you

We could've generated much more introductory text from our Chief Copywriter - Mr Chatty GPT.
Real name hidden for privacy reasons.
But, he works on a tight 5 hourly schedule and couldn't accommodate this additional work.

Here's a few post ideas we've brainstormed

Mocking Instagram Clichés

1
Request from our Social Media Team:
Post ko like kar do.
Candy mat khao toh bhi chalega.
SIRF KPI poore karne hai.

Mocking Instagram Clichés

2
Comment your favourite flavour below.
Nahi, actually comment kuch bhi.
Bas algorithm ko lage kuch ho raha hai.

Mocking Instagram Clichés

3
Slide 1
Swipe to know something AMAZING about our Watermelon Mint.
Slide 2
Watermelon flavour hai.
Slide 3
Bas.
But thanks for the extra engagement.

Mocking Instagram Clichés

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Slide 1
Mandatory trending topical post loading in
3... 2... 1...
Slide 2 · Shot of the candies
Humari candy se zyada toh kuch trend nahi kar raha.
Lekin King Kohli ka 86th ton close jaroor tha.

Self-Aware / No-Filter Product Posts

1
Ismein sugar nahi hai. Aur Vitamin C hai.
But,
Humari legal team ne bola isko Healthy mat bolna.
Lekin,
Tasty toh hum haq se bol sakte hai.

Self-Aware / No-Filter Product Posts

2
Slide 1
Marketing team ne bola:
Product benefits highlight karo.

So here we go -
Slide 2
Taste achha hai.
Slide 3
Bahut accha hai.
Slide 4
Baaki benefits pack pe padh lena.

Self-Aware / No-Filter Product Posts

3
Yes, this is a product shot.
Aur, hum ismein Deep Meaning™ nahi denge.
Blueberry tasty hai.
Bas.
Imagery direction
Product Shot on a podium with Watermelon around it.

Self-Aware / No-Filter Product Posts

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We pick the finest blueberries
from the most aesthetic-looking stock images
of European farms.
And we sell it to you for just ₹2.
Image in graphic
Random Google search result for:
“Aesthetic Blueberry Farm”

Relatable Office Humour for Corporate TG

1
That meeting could’ve been an email.
And that email could’ve been ignored.

Relatable Office Humour for Corporate TG

2
Can we have a quick call?
Corporate speak for:
Cancel whatever plans you had.

Relatable Office Humour for Corporate TG

3
Out of Office is not a status.
It’s a dream.

Relatable Office Humour for Corporate TG

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Slide 1
Our Instagram Insights say:

Our followers are most active on Mondays.

So naturally, we made a post for you.
Slide 2
Ab kaam pe dhyaan do.
Candy se nahi, Salary se pet nahi bharega.

We would love to work with you

Not all clients are made equal.

Once in a while, when we get a client that gives us a free hand to bring out our very best, it sure feels amazing.

So what we're saying is: Please give us your money. Thanks.