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This is a Pitch for you...

Adult Candy Brand with a Fun Quirky Brand Language
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...that we have the creative chops to work with you.

We could've generated much more introductory text from our Chief Copywriter - Mr Chatty GPT.
Real name hidden for privacy reasons.
But, he works on a tight 5 hourly schedule and couldn't accommodate this additional work.

Here's a few post ideas we've brainstormed

Request from our Social Media Team:
Post ko like kar do.
Candy mat khao toh bhi chalega.
Sirf KPI poore karne hai.
Comment your favourite flavour below.
Nahi, actually comment kuch bhi.
Bas algorithm ko lage kuch ho raha hai.
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Swipe to know something AMAZING about our Watermelon Mint.
Slide 2
Watermelon flavour hai.
Slide 3
Bas.
But thanks for the extra engagement.
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Slide 2 · Shot of the candies
Humari candy se zyada toh kuch trend nahi kar raha.
Lekin King Kohli ka 86th ton close jaroor tha.
Ismein sugar nahi hai. Aur Vitamin C hai.
But,
Humari legal team ne bola isko Healthy mat bolna.
Lekin,
Tasty toh hum haq se bol sakte hai.
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Marketing team ne bola:
Product benefits highlight karo.

So here we go -
Slide 2
Taste achha hai.
Slide 3
Bahut accha hai.
Slide 4
Baaki benefits pack pe padh lena.
Yes, this is a product shot.
Aur, hum ismein Deep Meaning™ nahi denge.
Blueberry tasty hai.
Bas.
Image in graphic
Product Shot on a podium with Blueberries around it.
We pick the finest blueberries
from the most aesthetic-looking stock images
of European farms.
And we sell it to you for just ₹2.
Image in graphic
Google image search mockup for:
“Aesthetic Blueberry Farm”
That meeting could’ve been an email.
And that email could’ve been ignored.
Gentle reminder.
Corporate speak for:
Reply kar do warna next mail mein CC badhega.
I'm Out of Office is not a status.
It’s a dream.
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Our Instagram Insights say:

Our followers are most active on Mondays.

So naturally, we made a post for you.
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Ab kaam pe dhyaan do.
Candy se nahi, Salary se hi pet bharega.

We would love to work with you

Not all clients are made equal.

Once in a while, when we get a client that gives us a free hand to bring out our very best, it sure feels amazing.

So what we're saying is: Please give us your money. Thanks.